(T.A.T.U. Parody of "All the Things She Said") I'm a lesbian She's a lesbian We are lesbians Kissin' in the rain Kissin' in the rain I'm a lesbian She's a lesbian We are lesbians Touch me there again Touch me there again I just licked your tongue Won't you grab my bu*t We're international hits from a foreign country If I didn't have tits you wouldn't listen to me We don't write our own songs, we don't do our own beats We just fondle eachother, while the camera's rolling We had boyfriends, but they never got blown Now we're naked on the cover of that mag Rolling Stone We're all over the news and the world is in shock We're young and we're hot, and we don't like the co*k I'm a lesbian She's a lesbian We are lesbians Kissin' in the rain Kissin' in the rain I'm a lesbian She's a lesbian We are lesbians Touch me there again Touch me there again I just licked your tongue Won't you grab my bu*t Like a nasty car crash, you just can't look away If you're a young girl then we'd give you some play Because girls are so hot, and guys are pa**é Did I mention we have s**, like, everyday I guess we're a fad, or so I've been warned If the money runs out, you'll see us starring in p**n We don't care if you're straight, it's okay if you watch While I'm combing her hair, with her face in my crotch People lookin' at me Watching from their TV Have we done enough Model for lingerie 'Cause we're hot and gay Should I show my muff