Adam And Andrew - The First Song We Ever Wrote lyrics

Oh Baby (Oh Yeah) This is a song for the ladies (Ladies song tonight) And I've been gay most of my life (Gay a long time) But I think I'm gonna make An exception for you baby (He'll probably still be gay after this) I will cheat on you with other men (Gay Sex) But baby-- (LOTS OF GAY SEX!) You'll be the only girl for me (gay s**) Do remember the first time we met? (first time we met) I was digging through the trash and you thought I was a homeless person (Hobo in the trash) But baby (baby) I just like dirty things And baby I like you (heh, he likes you) I can remember the first time i made sweet, sweet love (making love to you) It was to a shimmering Rainbow Trout (making love to a trout) It was the first fish I'd ever caught, coincidentally It felt good, cause it had no teeth (gummy trout) I like no teeth And baby Thats why we were Meant for each other I don't care that you've Been dead for 2 years (dead a long time) You still have that soft Smile on your face (oooh child) That says Please Baby, Put down a goat, Daddy's gonna take you home (taking you home) I dont know what that means I think it means I have herpes Turtledoves and pigeons feet Salamanders and old lunch meat And I love you The cardboard box that I ate through Naked little boys in the locker room Whoa And I love you Baby, I'd like to dress you up Like an Ice Cream cone And put salmon down your skirt (salmon down ya skirt) But not live salmon Cause baby Sometimes they bite (PISSED OFF SALMON IN THE PANTS!) I'd like to put a carrot down your pants And cover you with Ranch Dressing (creamy, low-fat) Some people would think its man juice But I would think it's s**y (s**y, oohh yeah) If love were a disease Baby, I'd have gohnorrea (gohnorrea) Gohnorrea for you, baby And though all the Tests have been postive Im pretty sure I don't have rabies I bite school children by choice (choosing biting kids) And baby I choose you You know its funny how stale Jell-o reminds me of you (I can insert random stuff here) Funky and jiggley in the wind (i have a penis) Squishy like the hot flesh of your corpse (Oooh Hot flesh-a!) And most corpses are stiff I would know But not you, baby Your special, like free ketchup packets Ostriches and midget p**n Vaccinations and plastic corn And I love you (I'm loving you sweet child!)(WAA!) Plastic whips and leather shoes Hepititas and Elmers glue And I love you Ohh baby You make me so hot And I don't understand Your about 20 degrees temperature