Adam And Andrew - Nerds In Love lyrics

I try to process these feelings but get "does not compute" I tried to multiply our love but you took the square root Whenever I see you I don't know what to say It's like my mind goes from dsl to 56k I've looked for girls online, but can't get any play Now I'm forced to get off to Japanese anime We would stay up late playing dungeons and dragons You can be my Sam, and I'll be your Frodo Baggins For the last time they are not gay Oh yeah right They were just really good friends If Smeagol wasn't there they would've been all over each other Shut up! you didn't read the book I'm just a nerd in love, But I don't know what to do It's hard to get a girl when your weight is lower than your IQ Maybe she'll look past the headgear and all of my acne I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me I can be Hans Solo and you can be Leia If I was less like Screech and more like AC Slater You're the only girl that makes my floppy disk hard I can hack in a mainframe but not in your heart If I could be with you, I'd treat you with kindness And protect you from harm, like Norton anti-virus But you are like Hollywood and I'm like Bit Torrent My love for you is steady like gravitational constants That doesn't really rhyme Oh yeah, like Leia and Slater does Well at least I didn't dress up like Yoda at my star TREK themed birthday party Well, I was 4 years old Shut up you are such a nerd I'm just a nerd in love and I feel out of place I'll have to specialize in gynecology so I can get to 2nd base Unless she finds sarcasm appealing and greasy hair s**y I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me I want to be with girl and not get any rejection Who will dress like a hot alien at star trek conventions Who's as precious to me as a rare Pokemon And who knows the difference between and a Warlock and a Shaman But We're just nerds in love, reality's too far gone Cause we're too much like Steve Urkel and not enough like Stefan But one day we'll be CEOs and have lots of money But until then, our only friends will be our PC's