Adam And Andrew - What I Like About Jews lyrics

What i like about j**s theyre really cool guys. abused by the germans and the romans but they took it in stride yeah! they have big noses and they have big years they get nine allergies 9 months out of the year but thats cool thats what i like about j**s. what i like about j**s theyre circumsized if you wona buy a big TV, theyll get it at a real good price Yeah! they say things like "i'm so faklenz i could plotz!" and they dont really like to eat hot dogs i dont too thats what i liek about j**s. "oh my allergies! its terrible! it stings in my eyes something awful! oh! oh! oh, this bagels stale! yeah!" oy vey! oy vey! what i like about j**s are their advice they can be holy men but still have kosher s** with their wives yeah! boys make barmitzvahs when they reach 13 years they cant marry christians and they cant marry queers thats the rules thats what i like about j**s. what i like about j**s thats what i like abotu j**s. oy! oy vey! OY! OY! OY! OY! oy vey! OY! OY! OY! OY! "i dont like areoplanes very much! the peanuts they serve meake me nausicous! ans the terbulance is just awful! i have very low bone ma** and it makes me frail! oh! oh, its so drafty in here! could ya, could ya shut that window? could ya, oh. no, now its to stuffy. no, just open it a crack. yeah, oh it smells stale in here! could i, could i have a bag of potato chips? just, i just want one chip, thats all i want. okay, you cant have one can you? no, you just gota have another chip!"