Ad-Rock - Tampa Realness lyrics

Spirit Airlines, flight confirmation Code CJISTHEBEST Sit back, relax, enjoy your in flight Four Loko for this Tampa Realness I have a medium-sized dick, my dick is medium sized Look it up on the internet, it's medium-sized! It's like the cla**ic American dick And this is that cla**ic Champagne Jerry sh**! Tampa bukkake! My champagne karate! Plumbing work shod-day! Listening to Sade! Friday, Next Friday, Another Friday Ice Cube's cold chilling with a hotty Tampa bukkake to this Ad-Rock beat Dirty a** beach What you got? Tampa Realness! Devil Rays box seats Ad-Rock beats Sperm covered hotel sheets What you got? Tampa Realness! I got my neon panties, got my neon socks, got my neon bra What you got? Tampa Realness! You're going through the Big D and I do mean my dick You can keep Dallas, I'll be in the state shaped like a dick Talking ex-husbands with Neiman Marcus fashion plates Girl, you must trapeze, you got shapes Teal Gap jeans, teal blouses, teal dresses All teal everything, so impressive I could take these basketballers on this bar TV bra Punching the screen, bobbing while I'm drunk weaving, bra Mic so hot, glitter glitter contest Mic so hot, glitter glitter contest Mic so hot I gotta use a pot holder Winner, first runner up, I am the best! Welcome to Tampa! A whole bushel of peaches Welcome to Tampa! Sunburned a** cheekez Welcome to Tampa! Champagne margaritas Welcome to Tampa! So sweetezz I got my neon panties, got my neon socks, got my neon bra What you got? Tampa Realness! You'll never touch all this Neal-ness You'll never touch my Tampa Realness