I don't watch TV It only serves to show me What we've become The world is cold and sad I know it's not that bad Sometimes it's worse And all I can do is keep waiting for you To wind your way to my door There are so many ways they can take you away But I'll stick up for you I will hold your hand Like a perfect gentleman And if you cannot see Hold onto me And people are so cruel They think it's cool Until they crack When you're feeling sad and scattered The only thing that matters Is who you know But you and me get along swimmingly We are floating in a pool of laughs And we're so overjoyed and they're so annoyed We'll leave them all behind I will hold your hand Like a perfect gentleman And if you cannot see Hold onto me