[Chorus] I’d give my right lung if I could dunk a basketball one time I’d give my right lung if I could dunk a basketball one time [Verse 1] Seasons change weekly Life in the big leagues I can tell its summer by the fig trees Wiggle German Jeeps with kiss on ’em Drop her top she got a nice set of tits on her Hardcore, got me feeling like a fish outta water Cruising U.S.A. I use six quarters I got next Uh, ah man, ah man, uh [Chorus] I’d give my right lung if I could dunk a f**ing ball just one time I’d give my right lung if I could dunk a basketball one time I’d give my right lung if I could dunk a ba- yo f** that sh** man [Verse 2] f** a critic I had my little Spanish homie hit you With the civic Send the motherf**er spinning I ain’t like my chain so I threw it on a midget I don’t like the terms of the deal Do better on the digits My Columbian princess’ll come and hit you with the scissors In the neck ’til it look like Twizzlers [Outro] Night night Take me home