[Hook: RiFF RAFF] Haters can't stand me, should've won a Grammy I done came down, got more publishin' than Bambi Haters can't stand me, can't stand me Yeah these haters can't stand me, haters can't stand me Haters can't stand me, should've won a Grammy I done came down, got more publishin' than Bambi Haters can't stand me, haters can't stand me Yeah these haters can't stand me, man I should've won a Grammy [Verse 1: RiFF RAFF] Don't get confused, Princess Leia j**els Jumped out the coupe with Versace parachute Sailor Jerry shoes and the tint navy blue Rap game Langston Hughes in the candy chartreuse Hotter than a soup bowl, fresh up out of JuCo (Swish!) Down in Yugoslavia, shootin' jumpers, Toni Kukoč Crawfish Boudreaux, cordon bleu 360 windmill with 8 rocks up in my shoes OJ Simpson, I'm the head honcho Could've played for Toronto, but they found a dead body in the back of my Bronco Riff Raff for mayor, Jody president I should've won a Grammy for all of this ice up under my chin [Hook: RiFF RAFF] [Verse 2: Action Bronson] I got my face on the drug pen, put me in your mouth Cake's up in the oven, keep the burners in the couch Lakers versus Celtics, hoggin' up two floor seats Cause I'm selfish, melted bu*ter on the shellfish Knife right by the pelvis, dancing like Hispanics Pull up in the Ghostbuster, candy, Rick Moranis Gold Rollie sit on the wrist like turkey sandwich Run the 40 in 4 flat Way faster than a horse jack [Hook: RiFF RAFF]