Action Bronson - Funkmaster Flex (Freestyle) lyrics

[Verse 1: Action Bronson] You spent your advance on one trip to Six Flags With a handicapped cla** with your candy rap a** b**h you singing like Frankie Lymon f** around, you might break your hymen Then somebody's gonna have to clean the mess up Like you f**in spilled ketchup f**in flawless from the neck up If you want it better step up You dont wanna feel that brrat-tat-tat-tat Come through the f**in ball court with Salt N' Pepa [Verse 2] If I die change my suit four times at the wake Make sure I get my dick s**ed also Everybody wearing white clothes Crush c**aine, put it up your right nose You might see me lookin homeless Hoppin out the rover, parrot on my shoulder Just say what up, I might acknowledge you My sh** is crazy, don't appear to be a common dude I only deal with people that invent sh** Cause after rap there ain't no pension And I'm trying to be the next George Foreman Inventing new grills so Jadakiss could cook the base on it I might take a sh** in some expensive jeans I got expensive habits My kids are mixed like Lenny Kravitz It's not me rappin it's the parrot And if I punch you in the face You'll never eat a mother f**in sandwich [Verse 3] These dudes wanna claim king, youre dealing with the mortals f** being cordial I'm laughin while i'm dancin in the ball room Former king's head lay in the guillotine Snap my fingers chop that mother f**er Put a village to siege Ain't no man walking iller than me If you see me you better kneel on the knee I'm like a one in a million case Brilliant face, crooked J tryna put me in the cage Turn the page, b**h I'm paid I been around the world more than carmen sandiego Raw meat thrown to lions under the table Grown men breakin bread while your face bled Found face down in the shed like a base head Switch plates on a civic, pivot Exotic places that they rap aboout Ii live it Fat boy, I'm eatin all the spinach Hold up a second baby I ain't even finished (nah) Dropped 50k on my mans bail Two hours later he was as tan as a potato From a foreign land that once was occupied by NATO Every line is nasal We deal with more numbers than times tables Bodies get found in the ground by neighbors I'm in the bathroom reading the paper laid up Sharp blade cut, need a top girly girlies like it The ones that go two ways - it's just my blue phase sh** [Outro Freestyle] Im in the bathroom reading the paper laid up bu*t naked in the lamborghini These mother f**ers can't see me The Magic Johnson of the game these lames don't want to play with me