Look at me here, flyin' round the room, bringin' doom As the big red balloon comes down I got the string in my hand and it's tied around my wrist With a grip so I don't fall on the ground Bring on the thunderbolts and lightning, no stoppin' the fighting Goin' on in this place right now Look around Hit your teammates twice before they hit the ground No time to helium up now Bring it on it ain't a joke when I float You better listen to the motherf**in' lyrics I wrote 'Cause I'm gonna gloat when I pop you, rock your socks too As you plummet to the earth with no friends to stop you I'm gonna clock you goin' 110 As you fall to the earth and bump your head Oh no, somebody hit me on top Now my balloon's all deflated and popped Noooo!!! ...I'm alright! Man, this is my Balloon Fight! {Balloon Fight!) Takin' out the room fight! (Balloon Fight!) Man, are you a buffoon fight? (Balloon Fight!) For you a get-well-soon fight! (Balloon Fight!) Look at me here, comin', flyin' round the room With my dude and his big red damn balloon k**in' you and all your friends too, What the hell you gonna do? I think I just avoided a shark too Don't you know I got tacks in my shoes As I fall to the ground, I'm gonna shout "f** you!" 'Cause this is a damn war And that's my damn balloon Your dead body's now gonna be shark food Bring it on, it ain't a joke when I float You better listen to the motherf**in' lyrics I wrote 'Cause I'm gonna poke, deflate you Make paste of you Hit your balloon 2 times and eat my cake too I'm gonna clock you goin' 150 As you fall to the earth and wreck your kidney Watch out Or I'm gonna hit you on top Leave your balloon all deflated and popped Man, this is my Balloon Fight! {Balloon Fight!) Takin' out the room fight! (Balloon Fight!) Man, are you a buffoon fight? (Balloon Fight!) For you a get-well-soon fight! (Balloon Fight!) Man, this is my Balloon Fight! {Balloon Fight!) Takin' out the room fight! (Balloon Fight!) Man, are you a buffoon fight? (Balloon Fight!) For you a get-well-soon fight! (Balloon Fight!)