[performed by Acid Witch] Today's d**h is f**ing tame Leaves me feeling D.O.A Stylish hair and "brootal" sh** Sanitized the putrescence The cryptic past of mid-west d**h Sends shivers across my flesh Fiends of old sure spilled blood At Michigan d**h Fest '91 Eating acid Smoking pot Thrashing in the parking lot Snorting lines Drinking hard Horror, pain, gore and d**h...the whole nine yards The smell of d**h should reek of old Flannel shirts and rotten clothes Stealing pieces of the dead Cause that's how Helga lost her head The cryptic past of mid-west d**h Sends shivers across my flesh Fiends of old sure spilled blood At Michigan d**h Fest '91 Eating acid Smoking pot Thrashing in the parking lot Snorting lines Drinking hard Horror, pain, gore and d**h...the whole nine yards Eating acid melts my head As I listen to "Season of the Dead" Rotten clothes make my rash grow Got a bad case of impetigo