Acid Slasher Rap - Just You and I lyrics

[Intro: Kayla:] Hey, babe, what's up? I just got out of Starbucks And I'm heading to Natalie's now I was thinking that later maybe She and Troy and you and I could go to Panera Bread And then maybe ice-skating at BCC Then we could stay up late watching Mean Girls Just you and I [Trey:] Ah! [Chorus: Trey] My manhood has left me I'm indebted to this bullsh** When will I be a guy again? I cannot cope, why did I do this? [Verse 1: Trey] sh**, man, I knew this would happen, but I did it anyway I went along with this sh** and I've pissed my manhood away Oh, f**, why did I do this? She's the exact opposite of fun but I'm with her And now I'm bashing my head down in anger Why the hell am I here still? Do I love you, darling? f** me to hell, f** me to hell I will not not go ice-skating with you, can't you tell? I'm trapped in a cell with nowhere to dwell I'm so f**ed that I need to yell Hon, I think I love you but I'm not quite sure This "meant for each other" sh** is imagery of grandeur I want to be sipping beer with the legends And play guitar with Kurt Cobain's ghost onstage But you'd rather be out ice-skating You're hurling my mind into rage [Chorus: Trey] [Interlude: Kayla] Um, hi, I called four hours ago And you still haven't responded Are you okay? You're not mad at me are you? Just know you're going to miss Panera if you're fine Call me back, I love you [Verse 2: Trey] Why the f** did this happen? Ozzy Osbourne with Taylor Swift A pair of opposites in incidents that just make me sick And get me pissed, I just wanna slit into a pair of wrists And it's a lonely world, there's no one to which I can say this Piss away the sh** we have? That is not the Trey I know Trey's not the type of man that regard his woman as a ho Trey would tough it out and quit b**hing and realize That his hatred for his girly isn't as bad as it seems in his eyes It's bullsh**, what he tells himself, he knows that this is true He knows that he should see pink, but all he sees a red and blue Wait a minute, he thinks, man, what if he did see pink? All of a sudden that doesn't seem too bad, all of a sudden, it doesn't stink Nah, but Trey ain't gay, and he's developed enough to know this But if he was, then maybe this deal wouldn't be so slow, sh** Am I such a f**ing k**joy that I can't even go ice-skating? "You're not a lame-a**, Trey, that girl of yours is degrading You've put up with her sh** for long enough, your love is fading What happened to singing with Brian May that in the past you so patiently neared? Trey, she is the f**ing lame-a**! You can't even grow a beard Without her spazzing the f** out on you, this why you are seeing blue" If two people love each other, they sacrifice for one another My Asperger syndrome won't tolerate getting smothered [Chorus: Trey] [Interlude: Kayla] You're freaking me the hell out And I'm coming to your place Pick up your f**ing phone because I'm f**ing worried