We were the losers or so they thought But what we wanted is what we got We were nobody But now we're somebody And you can't take a name from a man Once he's made it And we have made it Here at the megaphonic thrift We laugh at the ignorant public And infamy is on our side And so many join us here At the megaphonic thrift But you can never run out of heroes Roll call! Boothe Bordan Disalvo Hitler Iscariot Leopold Lobe Nero Oswald Pizzaro Shepherd Speck We've got more coming everyday This Manson boy is on his way And Texas is at it again Our capitol of murder and sin Here at the megaphonic thrift We can always use new blood