You, object of all my hate Cuz you, object of all her love Yeah it's you, you she's thinking of Teen idol, you're ruining my life Looming larger than life You never give a chance To an average Joe Schmoe like myself And I get tired You've got your millions, so why take her? You got all that nice long hair But you don't even know her So why does she care about you? It should be me she's thinking of