[Verse 1: SwineLord] Now introducing: Mister unamusing, f** you, no excusing I'm cruising, for a bruising, till your blood oozing Up early for lyrical abusing, no snoozing, my raps confusing, but never misusing I've been using, bloodstream diffusing (Nana!) Been perusing, and I'm accusing yo a** of losing We shmoozing, and boozing, liquor suffusing You a p**y, you sing, verses you reusing Inducing lyrical seducing, then reproducing I am noosing you f*ggots for juicing and later sluicing Let me do the reintroducing: I am now Mr. Amusing (Shut up!) [Verse 2: Oxygens**sdealwithit] Live from Bedford-Stuyvestant Causing crisis, c*nt For the time you n***as think you wise as f** Rising up I Represent Livin' Hell to the fullest From Bronx to Brooklyn Pushin', since 50 and Pusha hadn't had their foot in Rap I rule it, till it's filled with bullets [Verse 3: Sways_hat] In the physical embodiment of how a man should rhyme Gat'll stay flashing at em the pen game I'm a mastermind It's action time when I grab a strap they Call it a steel Put the metal to you make you spin on the balls of your heels Living life as a laughing stock with a cannon co*k When that hammer co*ks your life becomes a panoramic shot Man I'm hot but stay cold enough to keep my temper And I spit heat annually like the first week of November [Verse 4: Khroam] Swag swag Bruh bruh Cum thru wit da heat Na niga cen beet me I sped da day chungin lean And spend sum poppin beanz Movein keys movin keys Like im the mayor, got alotta keys cuh [Verse 5: YDB] Man yall n***as poverty as f** cuh Im the only one thats good on this track cuh I be spittin straight fiya cuh Swinelord u b**h made cuh Kuzgun ur verse wack cuh Sways hat n***a just reitre cuh Khroam u can't rap u bitin my avi cuh Datchef u couldn't get the D cuh [Verse 6: eminems**sdealwithit] Introducing, an Eminem hater If you don't like it then I'll talk to you later I got more swag than the Based God's armpits And listening to Silento makes me nauseous This is only my second written verse But every other verse in the world is still much worse I'm the new king of rap, you better accept it (Move over, Kendrick!) And like INS told me, life is hectic [Verse 7: Nasir] Yo, I been waiting... My patience is steadily being deflated My placement in the game breeds haters My faith is heavily being tainted I'm chasing seemingly ways to get paper Slaying beats easily, so haters I see you later cus ya'll are fu When I pull out the heat I show you what the desert do Trust me dawg, I'm not the one you wanna battle I'll reach my hand down your throat and rip out your Adams apple [Verse 8: ZXQaos/Zade] I witnessed emperors executed by their fellow regals Men of business and senators consecutive as men of evil Far from checking temperatures, therapeutic or threading needles Except if it's representative of checks lucid or metal eagles Young years and merry months to worse weeks and dark days Blazing oceans, emotion waves turned me like a card played My words stand a test of time, no lay craft's comparable Monotony is on to me like Kane trapped in Xanadu [Verse 9: EDT_AK] Ayo, My face Bloody, Im stunting, Been muddy with a MudFace But Im A BADA$$, with 90059 clips that move at a Fast Pace I Bust nuts like Cherry Bombs when I Perform this Ass Rape But you make Albums about Nothing just like Wale So if Meek got dreams, Im sorry but you was to late sh** everyone on this site, Wonder why, We give To Pimp a bu*terFly, to much praise Man,I Dont like sh**, But I guess I Could go outside just to see the suns rays When I let an ARAB, Feel the Gun Spray He can Pray to ALLA, On a Sunday, While on a road that says one way [Verse 10: ArcanejalX] 8 bars ain't enough to contain me, it's co*kamamie How co*k ‘n aimin's replacin education, the way I came in's amazin Crazy and gifted separated by inches The synthesis is plain wisdom, fugazis they feign vicious Apparently my success is stressin these hecklers They talkin bout grippin Hecklers and wettin me when I'm flexin They hard pressed – I never flex when pressure's overwhelmin I figure I'm playin chess while they checkin me for my method [Verse 11: D-Code-3] D-Code on the beat yeah, reloading undefeated Colder than a sleet storm, you freeze up just like he did That's my opponent, he never stood a chance y'all Drop him like acid, shouts to Bennett and the gang, dog Save money like a pauper, till you can dress up proper Fresh and clean, stunting on your mama's sister's daughter They said I'm uncool, like your parent's geeky brother Buzz is louder and I'm fly now, you going to need the swatter [Verse 12: Bumpman] You n***as know me I'm the muthaf**in' bumpman Whoever f** with me I'll leave ‘em muthaf**in' slumped man Dump the body by the dumpster These n***as betta play catch-up Because I'm on the beat Mustard I prefer my b**hes the color of peanutbu*ter Naw I didn't stutter, I slap dat a** like a butler [Verse 13: Themanofallrainbows] I ascend, and transcend the dimension Daedalian lyrics give you a mental hyper-extension I'm not obfuscating its just complexity brings clarity By gaining mental strength I indubitably beat vulgarity I split brains like fission, leave em only suited for addition My cognition is efficient despite this viva voce attrition Stay on the qui vive as here comes the cerebral s**er punch My mastermind will blow your mind leave you fetal position hunched [Verse 14: Murkman] You know I do ham on camera, so why the f** you smiling at me? Don't recall me going bonanza, when I shove it up yo' a**, TMZ? Giving free colonoscopies, to all iconoclastic photographers To see how full of sh** you all be, portraying my people in pitiful collages Like monkeys to all invade personal space, pussies hiding behind subjective lenses Don't be camcorder shy, come near me, just to try to f** with me then You want to mess with a WC emcee? This is a G Thang, will have you snoop-and (Bay-bae!) From the West end, I don't go right like ‘Ye, my hooks swing from the left hand Make you bruise and open your wounds like Pink Panther, exit the stage left [Second to last verse: Diana] Eatin seeds without bustin the shells Still my heat make the dick, nuts, blood vessels swell Be like “damn how baby girl blowing brains so well?” I guess its 25 wit a L, but f** it, oh well [Last Verse: DatChefD] Take heed of the sitch, You just seem like a b**h I'm feeding the rich, And I'm Bleeding the Crips Keep leaking the clips, Til you see the eclipse Feel the beat when it rips, You proceeding to snitch Feel the heat in the 6, I'mma steepen the split Going deep in the abyss, Feel the heal of the kiss Like the kiss of the d**h, In the midst of the lead Dismissing the best, With a fist to the head It's DBoy b**h, I'm just pissed and depressed