Ace Hashimoto - Intro (I Want Eargasms!) lyrics

[Game Show Host] Hello, everybody! And welcome to the show... [Crowd] I Want Eargasms! [Game Show Host] ...Where we take your two favorite artists And combine them to create spectacular sounds On today's show, we have two new contestants! First, from Atlantis, Georgia, we have... [Matt Martians (girl in crowd)] Matt Martians of the Super 3 (Oooh look at that bald head) [Game Show Host] And coming from Chicago, Illinois We also have... [brandUn DeShay (girl in crowd)] Uh, brandUn DeShay (Oooh, he cute) Thank you, thank you [Game Show Host] And today, these two will be combining to create a masterpiece [Crowd] Wowwwwwww! [Game Show Host] If this masterpiece is good enough, they have a chance of winning... [Crowd] A hundred s**tillion dollars! [Game Show Host] Okay? So let's switch them up And let's hope it comes out right And don't touch that dial 'Cause, remember, you're watching... [Crowd] I Want Eargasms! [Game Show Host] And now a few brief messages from our sponsors