[Intro] Alright, let's one take this sh** [Verse 1: Abstrakt] I'm the kid that steals candy from toddlers at the carnival But I'm a carnivore, so I toss the candy at a who*e I gave her twelve seconds to run but she just wanted more So I gave it to her raw shimmy shimmy f**ing ya Hey yo, take a hit of this, it's that Cali cannabis You think that you can handle it? sh**, I got a can of this You can bring your stress but I don't plan on having it I already got some dank chilling in the cabinet Now look, I don't only rap about k**ing sh** I can rap about the herb to broken relationships But I ain't gonna do that sh** ‘cause you don't want to sit through it So I stick to bud, it's universal and intuitive The smoke is smooth so it's probably best that you be kind to it Inhale, and exhale, like your throat's a conduit Take a hit and pretty soon you're gonna be all into it Wait a sec you're gonna be all faded and incompetent Call Carl Sagan up and get to f**ing blazing up Feeling like an astronaut, stuck, and then we're gazing up Rolling up Swishers until fingers form blisters A blunt to the face gets you twisted like twisters The bowl is lackin', get crackin' wait who's packin' Call in the captain, oh sh** here's comes the kraken Smashing through the ceiling like, what the f** just happened Screaming crazy like Sticky Fingaz when he's rappin' It's clear this is a marijuana-influenced style Buddah went and then enlightened up the white grape Owl Now the second hand's spinning and minutes turn into hours Cottonmouth spitting and munchies that we devour And people always saying that weed makes you lazy Well maybe that's exactly what I need ‘cause I'm crazy Can't phase me, I'm faded, way past elevated But you can stay mad like an ex-girl who's jaded