Everybody's doin better than me, everybody and their sister Marie. Everybody's doin' better than me. Everybody's got a color TV, a hundred channels and de-coder for free. Everybody's doin' better than me. Everybody's got a college degree, plans for the future that don't include me. Everybody's doin' better than me. Everybody's got a modelesque face, lifes an adventure at a super-high pace. Everybody's doin' better than me. I try my best to think everything through. I an*lyze what is what and who is who. While I sit thinking the train leaves the station, I never get where I'm going to. Everybody's got a beautiful view, high on a hillside with Jacuzzi and pool. Everybody's doin' better than me. Everybody's got an Uncle Ramone waiting patiently to give 'em a loan. Everybody's doin' better than me. Even people in the military see the world and get some money for free, yeah everybody's doin' better than me. Everybody's in a rock 'n' roll band, making records and touring Japan. Everybody's got a high set of hopes, matching towels and some good friends who know everybody at the top of the heap. Everybody's got American Dreams to stay at home eating peaches and cream. Everybody's got a stash in the bank, credit cards and an accountant named Frank. Everybody gets some s** on the side, secret lovers that they try hard to hide. Everybody's in a huge secret club, they talk about me when I'm not around. Theyre united together in a conspiracy. And they're doin' better than me