No time to waste, abort today You should've taken that last load in your face The vilest act conceivable, human procreation It's time to do your bit to help solve overpopulation A cure for cancer, the Nobel peace prize Things your child would not achieve in life Better off left in a toilet bowl twitching Than working its entire life in a McDonald's kitchen You've got a k**er body and there's no reason to spoil it Acquire some abortion pills and sit down on the toilet A triple shot of vodka and a pill or four or five When it stops kicking, spread your legs and lose the parasite Abort 'em all Abort 'em all