There's nobody less rock 'n' roll than me I can't get drunk, I can't do d** I've got no street credibility I'm a telly tubby, a tubby teddy When my centre spread is loved and fed I'm comletely happy Call the police, I feel I've been fleeced I can't get liad, I can't do raves I'm all respectability I'm a trifle pathetic and I'm not very brave For the sake of health, I sh** myself And run the other way But there's a place where I can go To get off my face when I feel low A hell shaped room without a view Whefre I can be when I'm with you There's a place thats in my bed Its in my heart and in my head Theres a way for me to go When I'm feeling rock 'n' roll.......rock and roll