Abc - So Hip It Hurts lyrics

Do you remember when men wore skirts? - so hip! In kipper ties like jealous flirts - so hip! In calico and in brocade shirts - so hip it hurts! Do you remember when girls wore slacks? - so hip! Traffic stops, men get heart attacks - so hip! Seems so strange that they took it like that - so hip it hurts! He's so hip - so hip it... She's so hip - so hip it... They're so hip - so hip it hurts! So hip it... Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? - so hot! They kind of face you could idolise - so what! The kind of shape that gets advertised - so hip it hurts! Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey I'll admit even though it hurts me She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy So hip it hurts! He's so hip - so hip it... She's so hip - so hip it... They're so hip - so hip it hurts! So hip it hurts! So hip it... Afro-wigs on albino squares... Polka-dots on alpaca flares... Solar powered electric chairs... So hip it hurts