I'm your secret You're my worst friend I know, I know, I know the river runs to the sea All of the time Still, I keep coming back to land Come, come, come again Karmageddon my friend Please come again I know, I know The water will support the whale Though some girl always has a hold of the tail I think this itch is trying to undo you Straight off the plane and already swimming inside you Recall the nights when the morning wouldn't come When I stuck you with a tequila bottle Until the sun shone through You swim on to get what you want Then drunkenly come home singing me a siren song, so... I'm your secret Your fair weather I know, I know The mountain never ducks for the rain At any time I'll never come your way again Come, come, come again Karmageddon my friend Don't come again I know, I know The water will support the whale Though some girl always has a hold of the tail I think you say whatever you need to say to Get your f** on and somebody to pay for you All of those lines and lines and lines that Shot out your mouth and came rearing up behind you A tidal wave when the water was inside you I drunk you like a c**a cola When I should have stoned you