[Verse 1] Way way back in the 1980's Secret government employees Dug up famous guys and ladies And made amusing genetic copies Now their clones are s**y teens Now they're going to make it if they try Loving, learning, sharing, judging Time to laugh, and shiver and cry [Chorus 1] Time to watch, Clone High Energetic and engaging Clone High Our Angst is Entertaining Clone High Our Lives are Never Boring Who am I? [Verse 2] There's a place that you can go to And it's never very far Famous people you can live through If you don't know who you are Why, there is so much to live up to Expectations are so high I'm not crying - it's my contacts There must be something in my eye [Chorus 2] You all must watch, Clone High Insipired and organic Clone High Possibly dramatic Clone High More fun than watching static Where am I? Clone High [Interlude] Joan: Yes Abe, I love you! Abe: Shh Mr. Butlertron: Where are my b**hes?! Joan: You've changed, Abe Abe's Dad: Now, I may be blind Gandhi: Best forever, Abe? Abe: I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyway! JFK: I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy! [Chorus 3] Time to laugh, and shiver and cry. I'll see you at Clone High I can't esacpe my name Clone High That's the price of fame Clone High Life is just a game That's why... Clone High