Abandon Jalopy - Channel Changer lyrics

Decided just today to k** my television d**h by cathode ray was my decision Will you please just hand me the remote It's 50 years until the next good show Now I'm the firmly planted channel changer man Pry my hands from the steering wheel And place it on your thigh Looking out the window You by my side...side...side Cry, moan, b**h, and beat each other Why can't we all act like, Why can't we all act like brothers? And all the people are counted grains of sand It's Mother Nature's job is to sweep them up And put them out to blow again Shake and shove and cut out your daily troubles Cause dirty water lies underneath the bubbles Now I'm a firmly planted dish washing man Pry my hands from the steering wheel And place it on your thigh Looking out the window You by my side...side...side Cry, moan, b**h, and beat each other Why can't we all act like, Why can't we all act like brothers? Decided just to just today k** my television d**h by cathode ray was my decision