you say you wish you could stay for another round help me close this tavern down but your better half said you better not be late or there's gonna be some hell to pay well I'm thinkin as you're moanin and paying your tab sounds like a real nice problem to have Chorus: Well I wish I had someone waiting at home with the lights on and I wish I had me a reason not to stay out all night long having someone to love you, tell me is it all that bad sounds to me like a real nice problem to have you gotta call so she don't worry 'bout you well I've got a pocket full of quarters that I'd love to use yeah, you think I'm a lucky so-and-so cause nobody cares when I come and go I'd trade places with ya buddy in a second flat sounds like a real nice problem to have Repeat chorus(X2) a real nice problem to have