Aaron lohr - On The Open Road lyrics

Do ya need a break from modern livin'? Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried Just grab a friend and take a ride Together upon the open road C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk! All in all, I'd rather have detention All in all, I'd rather eat a toad Yuck! And the old man drives like such a klutz That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly upon the road There's nothin' can upset me 'Cause now we're on our way Our trusty map will guide us straight and true Roxanne, please don't forget me I will return someday Though I may be in traction when I do Me and Max relaxin' like the old days This is worse than dragon breath and acne In a buddy-buddy kind of mode I'm so mad I think I may explode When I see that highway, I could cry Ya know, that's funny So could I Just bein' out on the open road Female Country Singers: Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville? Tow Truck Driver: Watch it, Mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed I'm in no hurry to arrive 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five The next time I see the open road Small Man: Just a week of rest and relaxtion Large Woman: Yeah! Small Man: And the odd romantic episode Very odd! Mickey Mouse: It's Californ-eye-ay or bust Old Lady: Look out, you dirtbags Eat my dust From now on, I own the open road! Just me and little Maxie My pipsqueak pioneer Their car ventures forever westward ho Nuns and Goofy: Yeehaw! Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0 And Goofy: Every day another new adventure Every mile another new zip code And the cares we had are gone for good And I'd go with them if I could Goofy and I've got no strings on me I'm feelin' fancy-free How wonderful to be On the open road!