Aaron Kyle Andresen - My Life is a Book lyrics

[Just Another Chapter In The Book Of My Life] Alright, still goin' here. (Hah, hah) We're still goin' here I didn't mean to upload what I uploaded earlier, that was an accident I'm trying to be lawful. I'm not trying to do anything bad (Okay, here goes, here it goes) Yo, it's a book about my week-long stint in the CIA A book about how I learned to live life my way A book about the FBI and how they spied on me when I was in school Of how I learned it's always better to break the rules About flapping my penis at the cops And about all my felony charges being dropped A book about mooning neighbors as a kid About realizing how much I miss it About shattering a bulletproof-gla** window with my fist About the time I swung at a security guard and missed A book about this preacher's kid finding God through a bug Through divine revelation without use of d** It's a book about how I committed arson as a child How my temper's never been very mild A book about k**ers About substance Not a book about fillers It's a book about how all these things happened to me It's a book about absurdy, surdity (Laughs) Keep reading you will see So, now that I mentioned all of those things up above I proclaim with emphasis the purpose of this Love This book is Love Is life, laughter, life, laughter and Love [The Journey Continues] These are the words that I planned to say In song, in verse on my inaugural day After I chose to pursue a career behind Marshall Mathers And took my first step up that proverbial ladder 14 platinum records later and after a stint in the White House I was cleaning my cum off of Stefani Germanotta's blouse These are the times that I manifested and saw And they led to me breaking several statutes and laws I never wanted anything so bad in the entire world Just one shot at wooing that very special girl And I know exactly why and how I did It defies explanation, but that's just what magic is Now I'm here with my Book and I've come to stay To shine brightly into the night and never, ever fade away To share my stories for the world to see I, uhhhhhhh (Laughs) to scream out in defiance, "Life is beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty." [Raising the Sword of Truth] I pulled out of a tail dive and righted the ship Four feet and two inches before I hit Everyone loves an underdog they like to root for the runt So you're god-damned right I'm still on this f**ing hunt I choose to believe in myself As opposed to my inner-voice's lies, for I and only I define myself And I have learned to separate myself from my inner-voice in order to self-realize And if I define myself and live under the guise of that definition I become I become The One I become the One I become the One And I'm talking about A-N-D-R-E-S-E-N, not Anderson (Uhn uhn) I have learned that to define one's Self One must become a Truth-speaker I'm growing meeker and weaker But I'm still pushing forward into a beaker of dog spooge (Laughs) I said "dog spooge" (Laughs) Ah, that was a good one, that was a good one