A_Master_EZ - Garden Hoes lyrics

[Intro: DJ Derrick J] Awraight ladies and gentlemen It would behoove you to check this fly sh** out Word to my nephew Kevin Download my new mixtape on Datpiff.com Help a brother out But enough of that sh** A_Master_EZ, show these fools how it's done Verse 1: A_Master_EZ[] f** a b**h in the back yard She a garden ho When i finish she still want mo Yelling Master EZ, i can't go slower Leafs on the gra** but i got a leaf blower Orange tree, vitamin C Master EZ, vitamin D If money talks then im multilingual So many b**hes but i stay single Drink water, but wait.. i ain't thirsty Wake up early, f** her firstly [Verse 2: reSOSA] Hoes in the Garden I call them Garden Hoes I make it rain, and when I do, it never snows My career has many highs and zero lows The verses I spit keep my audience on the tip of their toes Enough about toes And more about these Garden Hoes These hoes are sneaky Sometimes they get a little freaky They live in the Garden Ass so nice, makes me harden Ass almost as good as my bars My words are so influential, they could start wars My rhymes so good I could ghostwrite for Nas Too bad Jay Electron is already filling that role Take my anger out on the Garden Ho's hole Then beat up a ginger cause they got no soul End up at a strip club and watch them b**hez grind the pole Garden Hoes Garden Hoes That's just how it goes [Verse 3: HK ULTRA] All my verses are lyrical murder, these some Grim Reaper flows Got wifey in the bed, but the garden is where I keep the hoes Might hire Slade's uncle to garden them Also Tofu, he be guardin them HK has a soft heart, but he's still hard with them They're rude when they're nude, please pardon them There are many females on planet Earth that I have kissed I lost count, I need to make a list Mia Malkova, Madison Ivy, Tori Black Sophie Dee, Bree Olson, Christy Mack A few more that still haven't hit me back f** Kendrick, I bet he won't diss me back He's scared, he knows messing with me is a scary blunder I make Lisa Ann wanna marry younger Got so many hoes it's an imaginary number And they make it rain even while they're shaving, call it Hairy Thunder [Verse 4: Kalsemari] [Verse 5: sbk] Water plants , but I ain't no gardener Write this verse, then I go back to banging her She gets really amused Don't get this sh** confused Your not a person your delicious food No matter your place, birth, or religious views All you n***as getting chewed I eat a rapper, fitted cap first and then I spit out his tennis shoes Missing screws in my top, I don't have the patience I grab the chop and leave you n***as eradicated I never let the doctor give me shots I'm unvaccinated And I got small pox you can have a blanket Get a**a**inated and get left with broken bones If you go in the woods make sure you don't go alone I'm f**ing b**hes in a mobile home Like a mutated n***a from the hills have eyes with no Trojan on This is paranormal activity with a dagger I got paranormal tendencies y'all just a pair of normal rappers So why you talking like you not defenseless? I punch you ten times in the mouth And have your p**y a**es hoppin fences I got suspended for a few weeks in the 8th grade When the principal caught me on the street tryna spray paint I bought a dozen eggs from Safeway And threw them at the muthaf**as house on the same day You can get it the same way I'm making b**h n***as walk the plank In crocodile infested water mixed with toxic waste Bury you alive with a camera strapped across your face Then come back 2 weeks later and watch the tape You cried like a b**h trying to make the coffin break You died like a b**h instead of trying to concentrate I'm here to depopulate on the red carpet with a sniper rifle Taking out any n***a you nominate So if you see me as soon as you turn the news on Chances are I laid a n***a down like a futon While you at work dealing with groceries and coupons I got your b**h tossing my salad pa** the croutons