Judy: (Out of pantomime) AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D EVER SEEN A DEAD BODY. BUT THEN WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN THE MOST TERRIBLE THING HAPPENED. THE TED MACK AMATEUR HOUR HELD AUDITIONS IN ST. LOUIS AND I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT 'TIL AFTER THEY'D GONE AND I NEARLY KILLED MYSELF.... (Line turns and walks Downstage)