Don: The summer I turned fifteen, I lied about my age so I could join AGVA -- you know.... THE NIGHT CLUB UNION, 'COZ I COULD MAKE SIXTY DOLLARS A WEEK WORKING THESE STRIP JOINTS OUTSIDE OF KANSAS CITY. I WORKED THIS ONE CLUB FOR ABOUT EIGHT WEEKS STRAIGHT AND I REALLY BECAME FRIENDLY WITH THIS STRIPPER. Her name was Lola Latores and her dynamic, twin forty-fours. Well, she really took to me. I mean, we did share the only dressing room, and she did a lot of dressing....