- He's so ugly! - Oh yes! I've heard his father is a horse. - Do you recon he has feelings? - Oh no! One that ugly can't feel anything, or can he? Look at the freak, everyone, look at the freak, everyone, look at the way he is scaring the people He is bringing in the money And for that we're all quite happy It's the way his eyes hang out. His ears are way too Long His arms are way too short and he has no nails Don't miss out to see the freak. He's so ugly you'll go blind Look at the freak, everyone, look at the freak, everyone, look at the way he is scaring the people He is bringing in the money And for that we're all quite happy You'll never forget his face. Forever in your mind Haunts you in your dreams. No one like his kind Don't miss out to see the freak. He is so ugly you might go blind