A Billion Ernies - Please Do Not Reveal The Ending lyrics

I stepped out of my house for the first time in my life I'm feelin' pretty good got on my best suit and tie I'm riding in a car that I've never been in before It is black and it's followed by a few more We start to slow down to make a quick stop Someone opens the back and takes out a box Standing around a hole with flowers and a tree I look at the headstone to see it's me I'm gonna be late to the show time to go For the life of me I can't express how much I want for you to see But my tounge holds back I just want you to know the ending is worth the wait I know the plot is slow but this secret must be kept I start to walk away then a man calls out for me Over here my friend now it's time to leave He pat's me on the back said the movie will be great A stroke of genius that will make you Realize that all that you lived for is right But one thing he said there's one simple rule For the life of me I can't express how much I want for you to see But my tounge holds back I just want you to know the ending is worth the wait I know the plot is slow but this secret must be kept Slowly the destination comes into view The lights are blinding so I shield my eyes The closer I get the warmer I feel This kind of warmth that makes your soul heal I pull out my wallet to pay at the door The man behind the window, he tells me, he tells me it's all paid for He hands me the ticket and we head inside The free ticket seemed strange so I asked my man why He told me I'd lived a good life and my questions will all be aswered soon So here's some popcorn your movie is in that room For the life of me I can't express how much I want for you to see But my tounge holds back I just want you to know the ending is worth the wait I know the plot is slow but this secret must be kept Please do not reveal the ending