California bingo Man i must be dreaming Fascination on the midway Listen to him screaming Sounding like a preacher Calling in the sinners Says california bingo Everyone's a winner Oh i'm f**ed i'm f**ed I'm f**ed... again When i'm on the midway I'm looking for the freak tent So i can seek salvation In among the misfits And when it comes showtime I won't need a decoy I'll be inside a gla** jar Right beside the bird boy