8-Bit - I-Deez lyrics

Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids I need a can of beer I need it right now I need a can of beer so that I can freestyle But this grocery store clerk is getting all up in my case Telling me that I need an I'd to get some booze in this place I get out of there, go to 6th and Alvarado See a guy standing by, pull over and I spot him At sixty, I say twenty Give 'em thirty Yeah, it's money Original stock, dmv can't stop that Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids I tried to get into El Tropico's So I could see some girlies take their clothes off But Crazee threw me out I snuck around the back door And slipped Hector a twenty He ordered watered-down drafts And payed a dollar for a honey After I proceeded to get tore the hell up I grabbed a mic and began to mc The whole place was jumpin' and boppin' "Who the f** is Anti-log?" All up in the place So get the hell out of my face L-E-F-are-O-S-T Model number X5673 Go into the gas station to get some cigarettes Camel White Lights hard-packed, to be exact You want a pa**port, b**h?! I got a laser gun You wanna stop me? Well, you better run! Gettin' so jealous of my infinite lifespan Step on up, I'll throw your a** in a fryin' pan Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids Gettin' drunk off Tecate That a human-bot mixed Chillin' in the casino 'Cause they forgot to card me Now when they'll get me on my way out If they knew I was a robot They be like, "Get out and stay out!" I'm paid out my robotic a** For calculating the odds of roulette and craps And now I'm making the rounds Slapping b**hes on the a** If worst comes to worst I'll teleport back to my pad and crash Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids Robots don't got no driver's license So we gotta get fake ids