[Outside a dance club. The "Tootsee Roll" beat is boomin' inside] [MAN:] What's up, baby? They done had that last call for alcohol and everything, what's up, you gon' come back to the 'mote with me or what? [WOMAN:] But what about yo' girlfriend? She s'posed to be my friend. [MAN:] Come on, come on, baby, don't worry 'bout her, I mean we can leave here, go get something to eat. You hungry? [WOMAN:] Mmm... yeah... I'm hungry a lil' bit. I just... [MAN:] Hey, you can bring your friends if you want, I got my boys back at the hotel... so what you gon' do? [WOMAN - sigh:] You really gon' pay my phone bill? {Ooooh, I got a winner! I think I got a winner!} Uh! Uh! Ahh baby, here we go now! [Thrill Pa Dlaya:] Hey baby doll, what's up? 'Scuse the mood, I'm a lil' bit bored And normally, I don't try to take girls home after the club But you got that flavor ride, and I'm kinda hungry Not only that, strictly by myself, sometimes I tend to get lonely So let's find this camp, and get a lil' something to eat Get back to the 'mote and kick off them shoes so I can rub them feet And we both dogs, baby, so we ain't got to joke If you're down, I'll get to the car and we can head to the 'mote! [Chorus x2:] {Let's go to the motel, let's go to the 'mote I won't tell if you don't tell!} Jay-Ski: {Let's go to the motel!} Girl, don't have no shame! {I won't tell if you don't tell!} How you'll be gettin' that pocket change! {Let's go to the motel!} Girl, you know the deal! {I won't tell if you don't tell!} How you'll be payin' that phone bill! [The Rottweiler:] It's the last call for alcohol, baby, so let's leave the club I wanna get in the tub and rub-a-dub, 'cause I'm in the mood for lo-ove... You wanted barbecue or mildew, girl, so what you wanna do? We can go to the Hilton, Motel 6 or get a room at the Peek-A-Boo, uh So eat your Wheaties, sweetie, and yo, you can best believe Bring your toothbrush, a fresh pair of panties, yo, and that's all you need So let's keep it a G thang, [?], uhh, and please don't go tell That you're makin' noise with the 69 Boyz, so let's go to the motel, uhh! [Chorus] [Jay-Ski:] {Let's go to the motel!} And we can have some fun! {I won't tell if you don't tell!} How you'll be gettin' them braids done! {Let's go to the motel!} Girl, don't try to shine! {I won't tell if you don't tell!} Where you workin' part time! {Ho-tel, mo-tel, I won't tell if you don't tell!} [4x] {Ooooh, I got a winner! I think I got a winner!} [4x] [Thrill Da Playa:] Don't holler 'bout, I don't know ya, and you don't know me 'Cause if your booty big, then I'ma learn to dig your personality I'm real, though; I ain't fake, heyyy, I want them skins And you can bring your big booty buddies too; I got a motel full of friends: Danny, Tony T, Lemonhead, A.B., Daddy Black and Jay You got three more friends? Well, I do too: the Rottweiler, Rico and DJ M.A.! We got rooms at the 6, so let's handle our business Find this camp and go to the 'mote so I can rub-a-dub that Guinness! {I got a trick! A treat!} [8x] {Ooooh, I got a winner! I think I got a winner!} [4x] [Chorus] [Jay-Ski:] {Let's go to the motel!} Girl, you know the time! {I won't tell if you don't tell!} It's better than waitin' in that welfare line! {Let's go to the motel!} Girl, it ain't gon' hurt! {I won't tell if you don't tell!} How you got that dual invert! Yeah baby! Here we go, come on, come on, here we go, baby! [leads into "Ding Dong Song"]