(tom meltzer) Sometimes you only have to move one rock For an avalanche to start Sometimes it only takes one smile To get inside and mess around your heart Ever since i met you we've been tumbling toward destruction That's as certain as the setting of the sun If i'd known i'd fall in love with you I'd have fixed it so we never would have met Never having known you Would have made you so much easier to forget You're about as good for me as i am good for you And that's about as good as an avalanche is fun And i wish that we were married So we could get divorced Get over this loving stuff Let nature take its course You can't choose who you love Darling we're the living proof So we'll ride this old landslide where it takes us Headlong to the truth I'm moving through this landscape With all the grace of a two-legged mule I try to stand a while Then i accept it, i'm no exception to the rule As i'm bouncing down this mountainside i am pleasantly confounded But i'm worried that it's never going to stop I'm thinking as i'm falling i hope i don't land Where anyone will see me I'd rather lay in solitude Until the winds of time blow by to free me But i've got the peace of mind of a skydiver whose parachute won't open In other words, i'm good to the last drop Chorus And i got two-months' pay burning a hole in my pocket It's a crazy thing I don't know if i should move as far away as i can Or buy you a wedding ring And i wish that we were married Hey maybe we would get divorced If we get over this loving stuff If nature takes that course etc.