(tom meltzer) Blue boy, he's a travel agent Ain't nothing illegal about his work Police detective, he's getting impatient Says "i'm going to bust that irresponsible jerk" Cause he picked him up in the park the other day Took him downtown and all he would say was Look at that train, look at that train, look at that train Look at that train Look at that train. look at that train. look at that train Ooh, its gone Look at that train, look at that train, look at that train Look at that train Look at that train. look at that train. look at that train Ooh, its gone One day the blue boy might punch a one-way ticket So the detective pays a visit to the crime lab The scientist says, "this is powerful stuff, you may not lick it That blue boy's running up one hell of a tab." And blue boy he's getting farther out of sight You know where i saw him? (where?) Lost is space last night, singing Chorus And all the squares, they don't understand But blue boy knows he holds the world in the palm of his hand Blue boy thinks that he's a masterpiece for all In a museum, that's where he belongs Police detective says "he's more like a gopher ball I mean he's going, going, gone!" And the kids they watch the blue boy on tv And they suspect that he's not real and say "that's the way i want to be," singing Chorus