4chan - The Pain lyrics

NOW THIS IS HOW IT STARTED, LET ME GIVE YOU A SHOW ABOUT HOW I WAS COVERED IN BEES FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOE AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, DON'T YOU GO NOWHERE PLEASE I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HOW I'M fu*kING COVERED IN BEES IIIIIIN SOVIET RUSSIA, BORN AND RAISED COVERED IN BEES IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', BEING COVERED IN BEES AND JUST PLAYING WITH MY HORNETS, SITTING ON MY KNEES WHEN A COUPLE OF BEE FARMERS STARTED STEALING MY FUN HAD TO SPRAY THEM DOWN WITH MY TOMMY GUN I WAS COVERED IN BEES WHEN THE BOSS CAME NEAR AND SAID "YOU'RE JOINING THE COBRAS, GO SIT BY THE FEAR" I HOPPED INTO THE WIG AND WAS FEELING A BIT ILL THERE WAS A DEAD OLD MAN AND AN ASTRONAUT AT THE WHEEL IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY THAT THIS sh*t REEKED OF CHEESE BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, FORGET IT, I'M COVERED IN BEES!" I - PULLED - UP TO THE BASE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT I POSED DRAMATICALLY AND I SHOUTED "GRENADE" I LOOKED AT THE SHAGOHOD, RIGHT HERE AT MY KNEES AND I BECAME THE PAIN, I'M fu*kING COVERED IN BEES