(Scat style) Do-do the walk, ai-ee-ya Do-do-do the walk (x4) They call it s**ual athletics It doesn't rhyme with anything That's why I'm the s** king Sex king on a velvet swing Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland To come along and knock upon my door If I'm who you were waiting for Cause I'm a s**ual athlete Yeah, that's right I'm a s**ual athlete I'm sweet Eat raw meat Don't admit to defeat Some say it's bittersweet Gimme an S-E-X-U-A-L Sexual uh Sexual uh Gimme an S-E-X-U-A-L Sexual uh Sexual uh What kinda s** are you talkin' about It's time that we scream and shout (Hey!) Let's go to the emotional Olympics! (Boo!) Ok Sexual ugh (Outro) Sexual athletics, s**ual athletics Sexual diversion, don't call it perversion And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life But she's too s**ual Sexual athletics for the lucky ones