3rd Ba** - Al'z A-b-cee'z lyrics

[alan] A-b-c-d-e (wait, alan, May i interest you in coming over to the giggenbush wit me?) No no no, dis is my spot Don't try and steal my spot A - a is for the atrocious acts that you abominated and committed A is also for a**, ate nine, eight seven and six B b b B is for your belligerent b**hy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy C is for the cantankerous condition of your character You have no cutout D is for the downright dastardly deeds that you do, dummy Despite your degradations, +dialect+ distributed by disc $12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape E - e is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh F is for flesh itself - f** you! G - get out my house H - homer I - idiot J - jackoff King, king k Alan king of my castle L is for the locquacious letter i'm about to lacerate your fata** wit M - my, my, my, my, my son Alan are you mad? the question is no N - n is for new york city O - oh o, oh no You mean o oppression? ostrich-sized oppression P - the plague that plagued our family name b**h! Q - quote Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient? Unquote R r, r - you mean r r, are you ready? Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety Rough, rest {*snores*} resume S - sh**ty, savage sacred - you s**er T t t - you wan tea bwoy? wake up and smell da coffee! U - you will never understand V - vamoose, you vicious vermin W w {*crying*} w is for the tears.. you make me wept X, x - x amount of times i tell you You could have gone to xavier to study the xylophone Y? i don't know Z is for zany, picture perfect like zenith Z is for zoom, ok, clock z's