Monday Tuesday Wednesday PARTY Thursday Friday Saturday PARTY Sunday better find somebody else So for one day I don't have to clean up after myself. Everybody say f** the clubs! f** the clubs! [x3] I'm gonna have a house party In my house I'm gonna pour booze Down my mouth I might stay up until the A.M. Yeah, I think tonight I'm just gonna stay in 8 o'clock 10 o'clock Midnight PARTY 2 o'clock 4 o'clock 6 o'clock PARTY 7 A.M. better get the f** out 'Cause there ain't no room to be crashing on my couch Everybody say f** the DJ's f** the DJ's [x3] f** if I know If there's a better place to go 'Cause there ain't no party if it ain't my party [x2]