3OH!3 - BASMF lyrics

I came into this world without a single idea That if you wanna get to the top, then you better learn how to steal When everything is mine, do I really need apostrophe? You better learn how to raise your hand if you wanna come here and talk to me I rock a bus pa** cause you know that talk is cheap Can't make a living driving sh** just like colostomy Plus, these b**hes ain't King Koopa boss of me This sh** is crunchy, like socks and Birkenstocks to me Upset your neighbors when the music makes you stomp your feet Upset the dead when we're in the graveyard dropping beats Crack your head when we take you out and rock the street Now everybody go ahead and sing along with me We are the same old Boulder motherf**ers If our sh**'s so bad, why's your sister tryna f** us? You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us Saying, "look at these bada** stupid motherf**ers" We are the same old Boulder motherf**ers If our sh**'s so bad, why's your sister tryna f** us? You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us Saying, "look at these bada** stupid motherf**ers" Wrapped in a Navajo poncho With a beard soaked in patchouli to drip into your nachos I can get your blood boiling like Al Pacino Cause I'll be the one rapping in your ear While you're waiting for your Frappuccino Yeah, I get the crowd high like every word's a kilo While Nat gets radiation, you're making beats just like it's chemo We glow like mutant ooze that turns us into ninjas It goes three drinks, peace out - just the middle fingers We are the same old Boulder motherf**ers If our sh**'s so bad, why's your sister tryna f** us? You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us Saying, "look at these bada** stupid motherf**ers" We are the same old Boulder motherf**ers If our sh**'s so bad, why's your sister tryna f** us? You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us Saying, "look at these bada** stupid motherf**ers" Captain, two specimens, both native and foreign Belonging to their culture, yet answering to no one Both tall and exceedingly handsome If I had to guess, I'd say they were wealthy and then some We are the same old Boulder motherf**ers If our sh**'s so bad, why's your sister tryna f** us? You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us Saying, "look at these bada** stupid motherf**ers" We are the same old Boulder motherf**ers If our sh**'s so bad, why's your sister tryna f** us? You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us Saying, "look at these bada** stupid motherf**ers"