A is for Amy who kept me after class B is for Betty who liked the way I laughed C is for Carol who moved away so fast And D is for David sh*t, we won't get into that E is for Emma who ran away with her Francis [?] G is for Georgia who tasted sweeter than peaches H is for Holly who was my date to the dances And I was for Inga who showed a man what romance is [Chorus] 'Cause I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs J is for Jackie who fell out with Kelly over a Lucy all on a Tuesday Molly and Nancy would meet in the stall to talk about Owen, and Peter, and Paul Ryan was stayin [?] for Tiffany's band Rumor was violent [?] for Whitney and Xan Yvonne took advantage of all that she had And I ended up with a girl named Zoey [Chorus] 'Cause I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs I know my ABCs, ABCs, ABCs