[Verse 1] On a Sunday afternoon While sitting, staring in my room I wanted to get in a game That people sometimes say is lame My girl looked to me and say "I always really wanted to play" So i found the nearest spot It was just around the block [Bridge 1] I found a new dungeon master Said he'd help me level faster This game won't be a disaster I found a new dungeon master [Chorus 1] Game on Game on Game on Game on [Verse 2] Walked to the table Took a seat Created a character sheet Met the players Shook their hand Started questing land to land Had a wizard Had a fighter We should play a real all-nighter Then I started catching on He was doing sh** all wrong! [Bridge 2] 'bout to smack the dungeon master Needs to add up x.p. faster He's kind of slow like master blaster 'bout to smack the dungeon master [Chorus 2] Game on Game on Game on Game on [Verse 3] I wish I could get in his brain He was doing stuff that's strange I was losing sanity He was cheering enemies I was slashing I was slaying Other people He was paying Went outside and took a break Flipped a knife Cut his brakes [Bridge 3] I just k**ed the dungeon master Should've let me level faster His car now equals disaster I just k**ed the dungeon master [Chorus 3] X 2 Game on Game on Game on Game on