30 Foot Fall - Urine Nation lyrics

I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome Waiting in line to pee pee the urinal line seemed to take forever then it finally came down to me I unzipped my toughskins and pulled out my little wee wee Some drunk guy said "Hurry Up KID!" but I couldn't spring a leak I can't pee in front of you but you can pee in front of me I can't help it I've got stage fright I've got Urinary Anxiety And so it has been for 15 years and I can't seem to shake my pee pee fears I've gotta have a lock on the bathroom door before I can make the water fall on the floor can't wait for the moment in the shower hot water on my chest full power laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain I can't pee in front of you but you can pee in front of me I can't help it I've got stage fright I've got Urinary Anxiety I'm getting better at breaking boundaries I'm learning to let myself be free but whether I want this war or not we'll just have to wait and see When I can whip it out anywhere whether or not anybody's there when I can just relax and pee then I can declare victory I'm on a mission I don't need no permission I can pee in front of you and you can pee in front of me I ain't got no more stage fright no Urinary Anxiety