[spoken:] put your headphones on The guys in gym cla** always gave me wedgies after school The eight grade kids that always made me feel like such a fool From 1985 to '87 my life was sh** The years I made in Jr. High they really were the pits It wont be safe to go out tonight When the nerd of junior high unite! It wont be safe to go out tonight When the nerd of junior high unite! Go! Go! Go! The girls in Jr. High developed faster than the guys And I was such a dork, they wouldn't look me in the eyes I was drunk and sober and blind i got all the reject chicks? With all the hormones raging I was really in a fix It wont be safe to go out tonight When the nerd of junior high unite! It wont be safe to go out tonight When the nerd of junior high unite! Go! It wont safe! It wont be safe...It wont safe It wont be safe...It wont safe It wont be safe to go out tonight When the nerd of junior high unite! It wont be safe to go out tonight When the nerd of junior high unite!