30 Dirty Thoughts - Auto-tune This! lyrics

Hey shawty what's yo numbah? I got money in the bank I'm rollin in my pimped out ride Back up dat a** I wanna spank I'm checkin' out you checkin' me I'm gonna get you all alone And when you naked on the 'flo We'll down a bottle of patron Oh goddddddddddd!!! What the hell where did good taste go? Another talentless hack on the radio He never learned to sing, He found his voice in a cereal box There once was a time when it took more edge Than a weekend course in studio knowledge When lyrics meant something And singers didn't sound like androids Let me off this stroller coaster I'm far too bored with the repeated repetition Can't they find another toy Cuz this one's played out, there's no competition But in the meantime, I'll throw myself on the wagon I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa I've got no sk** so I'm singing like a douchebag Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2 Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa Do you believe in singing like a douchebag? Douchebag, singing like a douchebag Years ago when I was just a lad I'd never heard a song with this pathetic fad They can't hold a note, or carry a tune In their bravado soaked hands Just like plastic surgery it's reached a peak Where too much tuning has created a freak Where music is synthetic And singers just sound like a**holes It's not too late to buck the trend And lose the gimmick that you can't defend Maybe with some vocal coaching You won't have to pretend I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa I've got no sk** so I'm singing like a douchebag Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2 Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa Do you believe in singing like a douchebag? Douchebag, singing like a douchebag I want to sing better But this way I'm artistic and creative What once was an annoyance Has grown into something we can't forgive I want to sing better But this way I'm artistic and creative What once was an annoyance I just can't.. can't let live but I can't sing, so I'm singing like a douchebag Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa I've got no sk** so I'm singing like a douchebag Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa I think I'm a robot, I think I'm R2D2 Singing like a douchebag whoaaaaaaa Do you believe in singing like a douchebag? Douchebag, singing like a douchebag