Girls at the bus stop Girls in the back seat Girls all around But none of them None of them Talk to me Girl in the cla**room Girls in the hallway Girls all around me But none of them None of them Talk to me Is it because of my ugly suit Is it because of my smelly car Is it because of my lame t-bone Is it because of this lame guitar Girls in my Volkswagen Girls in my Charger Girls all around me But none of them None of them Talk to me Girls in the Quik-e-mart Girls at the 7-11 Girls all around me But none of them None of them Talk to me I think it's because of my drinking gut Is it because of my so-called pecs Is it because I'm stuck in a rut Is it because of my buddy holly specs Girls in the kitchen Girls in my pantry Girls all around me But none of them None of them Talk to me Girls in my bedroom Girls in my closet Girls in bed with me But none of them None of them Talk to me