3 Minute Hero - Chinese Restaurant lyrics

it's where we like to dine because the food's just fine it's the best place in town to fill up then get down the chinese restaurant is where we have sung the worthy praises of mao tse tung the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine all that you can eat for $3.69 got a big bowl of beef chow mien so hot it fries my brain gotta git me some more burns my soul to the core be an opulent pagoda or a sleazy strip mall the chinese restaurant is our great wall we;d like to tell you where it is -- our place to eat but it's a c-h-i-n-e-s-e-s-e-c-r-e-t [insert your own witty ad-lib conversation here] we couldn't tell you much about tianenman square but we've tried the egg foo yung (at feat few have dared) the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine all that you can eat for $3.69