2YC - Underwater Phone lyrics

[Verse 1: Stormie Hates You] Welcome to this life I f**ing live in I'm Stormie 17 years old; Everyone is boring They call me immature Prolly cause I'm a f**ing troll Why you gotta be such a shubnub? Like I can't have any fun? I enjoy being messed up Everyone s**s It's not a phase that I hate everyone; But you can stop with the dub step now You music impaired f**; Spend my day hearing music and watching videos Then I go to Nikki's Lab for some d** My nose is white from the coke I have a pipe full of meth Planning on starting a cult So hail these 2 crackheads [Verse 2: Nikki Flashlight] You have a Michael Kohrs bag? Well b**h I have a methlab Cause I'm not basic like all you other f*ggots Now get away b**h I gotta have this; I love Jasper Dolphin But I gotta thank the based god that I'm always happy cause I love him He's also one of my friends Now I want some ice-cream So imma go to cold stone And I'll prolly be stoned Then imma k** the manager! [Stormie Hates You] Hey, you wanna go smoke some crack? [Nikki Flashlight] Hell yeah!